Are monsters like me? (2-4)

Are grizzly monsters afraid of the dark?
Do they pick-up their friends and head to the park?
Are they painfully shy on their first day of school?
When cleaning their teeth, must they stand on a stool?



Are they ticklish too at the back of their knees?
Do they gather brown conkers that fall from the trees?
Are monsters frustrated at tying their shoes?
Do they like to wear bed socks when taking a snooze?








Are they nuts about football and crazy for cricket?
Do they pick at their noses and secretly eat it?
Are they tired of being told to finish their greens?
Do they do lots of farts after eating baked beans?




Are they baffled by long words, tricky to spell?
Do they have middle names that they'd rather not tell?
Are monsters like me and are monsters like you?...




Well, I've never yet seen one... I don't have a clue!